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·         Bunty: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”
Chanty: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”
 
·         Bunty: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”
Chanty: “He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch...”   
 
·         Chanty:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Bunty:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters... 
 
·         Once Chanty and some other country scientists came for launching a rocket.They started the counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go!The rocket was still there.They tried it 3,4 times.
Then Chanty said "Wait I'll try"
He climed up the rocket,first tilted to left,then to the right.He climed down,and then asked them to count.They started 10 9 8......go!The rocket went.
Everybody asked "How did u do it''.
Chanty replied "In our country we start our bajaj scooter like that only...  
 
·         One day Chanty was talking to his friend
Chanty: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Chanty: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start speaking after 6 months.  
 
·         One day Chanty told Bunty that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
Bunty replied but we live in India...  
 
·         Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there.
Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there.
Now Chanty went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet chanty, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.
 
·         A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!", said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
 
·         GIRL; Sir, could you please take my brother home because he is lost.
POLICEMAN: Why? Can't you take him home yourself.
Girl: Because I'm lost too.
 
 
·         Our brain has two parts: left and the right
The left one has nothing right in it and the right one has nothing left in it
 
·         An error in computer: Keyboard not attached;press F1 to continue.
 
·         Boss to his secretary: “I thought that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you had to see your dentist?”
Secretary: “That’s right, sir”
Boss: “So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a young man?”
Secretary: “That was my dentist”
 
 
·         Sita: "How old is your sister?"
Geeta: "Twenty five"
Sita: "But she says that she is twenty"
Geeta: "She is right in her own way, you see she learnt counting only at the age of five".
 
·         How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
 
·         There were two people were robbing an apartment.
The first one said, “I hear the owner coming! Quick, jump out the window!”
The second one said, “Are you crazy? We’re on the thirteenth floor!”
The first one said, “This is not the time to be superstitious!”
 
 
·         A man gave an ad in a newspaper saying "Wife Wanted"
He got hundreds of letters the next day.They all said, "You can take mine"
 
·         Three men were talking to each other:
1st man: "In our village the winters are so cold that people have to put on 10 blankets."
2nd man: "In our village the winters are so cold that people have to put on 20 blankets."
3rd man: "That's nothing. In our village the winters are so cold that cows give ice-cream instead of milk
 
 
·         One mad man to the other:tomorrow i will become the president of India
other mad man:yes,only if i give my resignation
 
·         A man visited a headmaster who was playing chess with his dog.
"Your dog must be very intelligent," said the man.
"Not really," said the headmaster. "I've won three games out of four."
 
·         Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle
 
·         Baby snake to its mother: Are we poisonous?
Mother: Why?
Baby: Because I've just bitten my tongue!
 
·         A frog went to an astrologer and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog said, “That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No”, said the astrologer, “Next term—in her biology class.”
 
·         First cow: Moo
Second cow: Baa
First cow: What do you mean, baa?
Second cow: I’m learning a foreign Language.
 
·         A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.
"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
 
 
·         Teacher:Name an animal found in the desert?
Rahul:Camel.
Teacher: Good,name another animal found in the desert?
Rahul:Another camel
 
·         customer:- How long do you expect me to wait for half chicken ?
Waiter:- Until someone else order for the other half. We can't go & kill half a hen!
 
 
·         Gagan: "A dog bit me on the leg this morning."
Mohit: "Did you put anything on it?"
Gagan: "No, he liked it plain."
 
·         Lady:"i am in the middle of the road, can you tell me how to get to the hospital".
policeman:" just stay where you are and then you will get there anyway".
 
·         Policeman: Stop, stop ,your headlights are not working
The Man: Move, move ,even the brakes are not moving
 
·         Once a girl was running here and there. The guard of the colony was looking at her.
Guard- Why are you running here and there?
Girl- I am running away from my house.
Guard- But you have been running here and there from a lot of time.
Girl- Yes, that's because I am not allowed to get out from my colony.
 
·         A police was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off "shall i run and get it for you  "asked the prisoner obligingly " do you think i am a fool.you stay here i'll go get it." said the officer
 

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